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1447226135 
Book 
Year: 2013
Language: English
Type: Book
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.
270 pages, illustrations (black and white) ; 20 cm (pbk)
1447227743 
Book
Year: 2013
Language: English
Type: Book
Content type: Humor, satire
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y. What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs? Anything you like, he can't hear you! This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you'd have to be Christmas crackers to miss it. The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!
83 pages, illustrations (black and white) ; 20 cm (pbk)
1529065992 
Book
Year: 2021
Language: English
Type: Book
Content type: Humor, satire
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans? With a vegetable patch. How do you make antifreeze? Hide her woolly jumper. What did the grumpy bee say? 'Buzz off! This is a silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, 'knock knocks' and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles.
124 pages, illustrations (black and white) ; 20 cm (pbk)
144728044X 
Book
Year: 2015
Language: English
Type: Book
Content type: Poetry
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: Originally published: 2006 A gorgeous collection of poems which celebrates every kind of mother.
83 pages, illustrations (colour) ; 20 cm (pbk)
1447253736 
Book
Year: 2014
Language: English
Type: Book
Content type: Humor, satire
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and these jokes are easy to read and easy to remember. Perfect for beginner readers who delight in fun wordplay. What do you call a dog who likes bubble baths? A shampoodle. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail. Where did the kittens go for their school trip? To the mew-seum. What kind of gum do bees chew? Bumblegum.
73 pages, illustrations (black and white) ; 20 cm (pbk)
1447207343 
Book
Year: 2012
Language: English
Type: Book
Publisher: Macmillan Children's
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: Why did the alien take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway! Why are giraffes pleased they have such long necks? Because their feet smell awful! What do you get if you eat baked beans and onions? Tear gas!
51 p., ill. ; 20 cm (pbk)
1447278003 
Book
Year: 2014
Language: English
Type: Book
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: Originally published: 2009 A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round.
152 pages ; 20 cm (pbk)
1529066018 
Book
Year: 2021
Language: English
Type: Book
Content type: Humor, satire
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Physical or Electronic: Physical
Note: What do witches use to wrap their presents? Spell-otape. What is the largest kind of ant? A giant. What's a mouse's favourite game? Hide-and-squeak. A silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 7-year-olds.
124 pages, illustrations (black and white) ; 20 cm (pbk)